Innovating Knitting

This knitting the weather project, wherein one selects a range of yarn colors to represent different types of weather, and then knit a row a day in the appropriate color, really appeals to me. I could see doing this for other types of record keeping as well, such as knitting a row each night for the number of hours I spent working that day, or how far I ran, or just a general quality-of-day-to-color mapping. But the low-tech data visualization aspect of it really tickles me.

But I already have an obsessive knitting project going – I am working through all of the patterns in the sampler in Knitting Lace. The patterns are gleaned from a mid-1800s German lace sampler. I’ve never knit with thread before, but I went with size 10 and it’s actually no harder than thread crochet. One clever thing I thought to do was to, between patterns, run a piece of contrasting thread through my stitches before starting the next pattern. This way, when I totally misunderstand the new pattern, I can easily rip back to my last stopping point without worrying about dropped stitches. I’m on pattern 13 right now and over halfway through a 1000 yard ball of thread – fortunately I am hooked or I would be starting to rethinking the magnitude of this project.

Manual Publishing

In a stroke of brilliance, Florida Atlantic University produced their final student issue of the student newspaper using pre-computer technologies. Like manual typewriters, Xacto knives and rubber cement. And lots of math. This sounds like a total blast, and like a great learning experience. My favorite quote from one of the students involved:

After looking at a finished page – a page that took us half a day to finish – we felt so content and satisfied. I’ll compare it to the difference between buying a McNugget and hunting down your own chicken, gutting it, deboning it, and cutting it into nuggets.

If you are old enough to remember doing pre-computer publishing, this is a definite must-read just for the nostalgia. I found myself flashing back to laying out my high school yearbook, and it is prompting interesting reflections from others who are finding and commenting on the story, like over at TechCrunch, where I found the story.

And if you’re not old enough to remember these activities, well – keep in mind it wasn’t that long ago.

Simulated Curiosity

I am loving this video simulating the new Mars rover’s abilities. They are going for a way more sophisticated landing technique than the airbag approach of Spirit and Opportunity, which will be exciting to see if it works – it also looks like there is more that could go wrong, just from the complexity. Curiosity is a way more anthropomoric-ible rover, which is adorable. I did laugh when they show Curiosity finally on the surface of Mars and then the voiceover says, “the descent stage cuts the rover loose and flies away”, while the descent stage zooms off over some distant hills to…. crash somewhere? Hopefully take some pictures along the way, or maybe scope out from closer to the surface where Curiosity might want to go? There are plenty of useful things it might go do depending on the range left in it, but the video makes it sound like it is flying away home – it is pretty funny, to me at least.

Battery Hacking

I love stories of unexpected weak spots, like the discovery that Apple laptop batteries can be hacked to store malicious code and brick the battery. The weakness revolves around cracking a couple of passwords, one of which is a factory default – with the protection being patches that will reset the password and lock the battery’s firmware. From there, it doesn’t seem like the researcher who discovered the weakness has found any particularly damaging holes from the battery back to the rest of the system, besides having the battery lie about its state, so this probably won’t be the root of the next big espionage incident. But it is awfully clever, and a good reminder of how even the most minor systems can end up as points of vulnerability.

WordPress?

So it seems to be time for new weblogging software around these parts. It would be nice to be able to re-enable commenting, and I never really bothered to customize Moveable Type all that much. So, we’re giving WordPress a try. This is going to be an entirely half-assed trial-by-error effort, because that’s the type of weblog this is so – nobody get their hopes up and we’ll all be fine!

Catching Trademark Infringement

I was slightly bothered by the article Faked Out: Looking for counterfeit goods, sheriff’s deputies go bargain hunting [via PCJM] and I’m not sure if it’s due to poor writing or poor policework. The article describes the efforts of police to track counterfeiting of brand-name goods, particularly clothes. But there are also many descriptions of ways in which items can be slightly altered to appear to be an original while not quite being trademark infringement. And it is very unclear in the article about what types of items the police are buying and trying to eliminate. Because if you’re really a brand-name snob, I don’t think a “Tipfany” bracelet or a “Barley-Davidson” belt buckle are going to fool anyone. I was laughing my ass off at Nike’s example of a manner in which trademark infringment can degradate brand identity:

Nike, a popular target among counterfeiters, has been copied in everything from fake sneakers to Nike-logo jewelry to Swoosh-embroidered yarmulkes. “We make performance product,” Manager says, “but a yarmulke’s not necessarily, with all due respect to the religious symbolism, a performance athletic product.”

It’s official people – we’ve become so scared of offending each other that Nike has to issue a disclaimer before saying that a yarmulke is not an athletic product.
But, to return to the heart of the article, maybe the police are focusing on real trademark infringment instead of the many iff-ier cases they describe, in which case I still wonder at the police spending their time on detecting and preventing this type of action. It seems like it should be covered more like copyright infringement and patent law, and pursued primarily through the courts. The justification of having the police track down counterfeit t-shirt rings?

Some authorities suspect that the trail might lead to organized crime syndicates and terrorist organizations. The International Anti-Counterfeiting Coalition, a Washington, D.C.-based group that combats counterfeiting, reports that criminal groups originating in China, Vietnam and Northern Ireland have all sold counterfeit goods to support their activities. It also claims that the sale of fraudulent merchandise may have financed the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center. Though the Dallas County Sheriff’s Department has not focused on counterfeiting until recently, heightened concerns about homeland security prompted it to investigate. As the information came to us that there was the possibility that some of these type of organizations may fund organized crime or terrorist organizations, we became interested,” Peritz says. “We have yet to find an affirmative link in any of these [businesses] between organized crime or terrorist organizations.”

Shame on cynical me – I thought that the investigations were fueled by the industries who are “losing billions of dollars per year”. I suppose counterfeit products could be a huge industry, but I can’t avoid the mental image of a terrorist funding scheme driven by selling knock-off team logo clothing out of the back of a station wagon….

Bubba for President

The Simpsons had a hilarious parody of Fox News, with news-ticker jokes and an election “debate” in which their general biases were reflected by a drawn-in halo over Krusty the Republican candidate and upside-down devil-horned footage of the opposing Democrat. It is unfortunate for Fox News that an hour after that episode aired the front page of their website tag-lined their article on Clinton and Dole’s 60 Minutes debate with the label “Bubba vs. Dole, Round One”. [via JRE]

Overzealous Security?

Who doesn’t love a heart-warming story of overzealous mall security guards? Oh, I’m sure the mall will come out with a statement explaining that the men were being disruptive, and malls are certainly private property, but it behooves us all to remember that “fake police” (or the mall/campus/private security guard nature) can in practice get you arrested nice and quick if they like. I know someone who was stopped and had their camera confiscated recently for taking pictures of the outside of the Cornell greenhouses because they contain fertilizer, which has that whole bomb-making connection. Harassment of our citizens is not a good tradeoff for “security”. [via genehack]

Vintage HomeEc

I am slowly building a collection of old home economics and household management guides, and I would love to find a copy of this 1800′s book just added to Project Gutenburg: The American Woman’s Home, or Principles of Domestic Science, by Catharine E. Beecher and Harriet Beecher Stowe. And, yes, it is the same Harriet Beecher Stowe. Take a skim over the topics covered in the introduction, as described in the table of contents:

The chief cause of woman’s disabilities and sufferings, that women are not trained, as men are, for their peculiar duties–Aim of this volume to elevate the honor and remuneration of domestic employment–Woman’s duties, and her utter lack of training for them–Qualifications of the writers of this volume to teach the matters proposed–Experience and study of woman’s work–Conviction of the dignity and importance of it–The great social and moral power in her keeping–The principles and teachings of Jesus Christ the true basis of woman’s rights and duties.

There is a amazing combination of the very theoretical and the very concrete in this book, from philosophies of child rearing and the morality of dancing to the tip that “Half a cocoa-nut shell, suspended, will hold earth or water for plants and make a pretty hanging-garden.”

Arrrggg! A blimp!

Since I am already a “bad weblogger”, what with the lack of RSS feeds and my distasteful link-and-comment format, I might as well jump on the linking bandwagon and recommend my non-blogger readers read The Horror of Blimps, which had me laughing way too hard for the office. [via Anita's LOL] It reminds me of the bar-none funniest thing I’ve ever read on the internet: Dogs in Elk.