Fashion PSA

While I am willing to concede that in general, I should never, ever attempt to give fashion advice, I am still comfortable saying that nobody needs eyes painted on the back of their jeans so that their ass winks as they walk.

Don’t just watch the first few seconds and stop the video – make sure you skip forward until you see the action/cut boards and the ducks at least. Based on the notes in the Consumerist article via which I found this, the eyes apparently only work if your pants are sufficiently snug. I’m surprised they stayed classy enough to not have a version that’s a big pair of hands that squeeze closed on your ass every time you take a step. I honestly cannot imagine what I would do if I were to see someone in these in real life.

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