Archive for March 13, 2003

Catching Trademark Infringement

I was slightly bothered by the article Faked Out: Looking for counterfeit goods, sheriff’s deputies go bargain hunting [via PCJM] and I’m not sure if it’s due to poor writing or poor policework. The article describes the efforts of police to track counterfeiting of brand-name goods, particularly clothes. But there are also many descriptions of ways in which items can be slightly altered to appear to be an original while not quite being trademark infringement. And it is very unclear in the article about what types of items the police are buying and trying to eliminate. Because if you’re really a brand-name snob, I don’t think a “Tipfany” bracelet or a “Barley-Davidson” belt buckle are going to fool anyone. I was laughing my ass off at Nike’s example of a manner in which trademark infringment can degradate brand identity:

Nike, a popular target among counterfeiters, has been copied in everything from fake sneakers to Nike-logo jewelry to Swoosh-embroidered yarmulkes. “We make performance product,” Manager says, “but a yarmulke’s not necessarily, with all due respect to the religious symbolism, a performance athletic product.”

It’s official people – we’ve become so scared of offending each other that Nike has to issue a disclaimer before saying that a yarmulke is not an athletic product.
But, to return to the heart of the article, maybe the police are focusing on real trademark infringment instead of the many iff-ier cases they describe, in which case I still wonder at the police spending their time on detecting and preventing this type of action. It seems like it should be covered more like copyright infringement and patent law, and pursued primarily through the courts. The justification of having the police track down counterfeit t-shirt rings?

Some authorities suspect that the trail might lead to organized crime syndicates and terrorist organizations. The International Anti-Counterfeiting Coalition, a Washington, D.C.-based group that combats counterfeiting, reports that criminal groups originating in China, Vietnam and Northern Ireland have all sold counterfeit goods to support their activities. It also claims that the sale of fraudulent merchandise may have financed the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center. Though the Dallas County Sheriff’s Department has not focused on counterfeiting until recently, heightened concerns about homeland security prompted it to investigate. As the information came to us that there was the possibility that some of these type of organizations may fund organized crime or terrorist organizations, we became interested,” Peritz says. “We have yet to find an affirmative link in any of these [businesses] between organized crime or terrorist organizations.”

Shame on cynical me – I thought that the investigations were fueled by the industries who are “losing billions of dollars per year”. I suppose counterfeit products could be a huge industry, but I can’t avoid the mental image of a terrorist funding scheme driven by selling knock-off team logo clothing out of the back of a station wagon….

Bubba for President

The Simpsons had a hilarious parody of Fox News, with news-ticker jokes and an election “debate” in which their general biases were reflected by a drawn-in halo over Krusty the Republican candidate and upside-down devil-horned footage of the opposing Democrat. It is unfortunate for Fox News that an hour after that episode aired the front page of their website tag-lined their article on Clinton and Dole’s 60 Minutes debate with the label “Bubba vs. Dole, Round One”. [via JRE]

Overzealous Security?

Who doesn’t love a heart-warming story of overzealous mall security guards? Oh, I’m sure the mall will come out with a statement explaining that the men were being disruptive, and malls are certainly private property, but it behooves us all to remember that “fake police” (or the mall/campus/private security guard nature) can in practice get you arrested nice and quick if they like. I know someone who was stopped and had their camera confiscated recently for taking pictures of the outside of the Cornell greenhouses because they contain fertilizer, which has that whole bomb-making connection. Harassment of our citizens is not a good tradeoff for “security”. [via genehack]

Vintage HomeEc

I am slowly building a collection of old home economics and household management guides, and I would love to find a copy of this 1800′s book just added to Project Gutenburg: The American Woman’s Home, or Principles of Domestic Science, by Catharine E. Beecher and Harriet Beecher Stowe. And, yes, it is the same Harriet Beecher Stowe. Take a skim over the topics covered in the introduction, as described in the table of contents:

The chief cause of woman’s disabilities and sufferings, that women are not trained, as men are, for their peculiar duties–Aim of this volume to elevate the honor and remuneration of domestic employment–Woman’s duties, and her utter lack of training for them–Qualifications of the writers of this volume to teach the matters proposed–Experience and study of woman’s work–Conviction of the dignity and importance of it–The great social and moral power in her keeping–The principles and teachings of Jesus Christ the true basis of woman’s rights and duties.

There is a amazing combination of the very theoretical and the very concrete in this book, from philosophies of child rearing and the morality of dancing to the tip that “Half a cocoa-nut shell, suspended, will hold earth or water for plants and make a pretty hanging-garden.”

Arrrggg! A blimp!

Since I am already a “bad weblogger”, what with the lack of RSS feeds and my distasteful link-and-comment format, I might as well jump on the linking bandwagon and recommend my non-blogger readers read The Horror of Blimps, which had me laughing way too hard for the office. [via Anita's LOL] It reminds me of the bar-none funniest thing I’ve ever read on the internet: Dogs in Elk.

Weekly Photos

I’ve been tempted by The Friday Five as a device to inspire entries, but in practice the questions tend to be more personally revealing than I want to answer on a regular basis. Photo Friday, on the other hand, is the same idea but with photographs. This is definitely something I want to do. I’m not thrilled with my submission for this week’s theme “Stop Sign” (see right-hand column), but my goal is to at least try to produce something each week. [via Medley]

DIY Knitting Needles

I’ve been on a knitting and crocheting tear lately, but I discovered a whole new dimension to being the crafty type – making your own tools! Not that I’ve tried it yet, but this guide to making home-made knitting needles is calling to me. It’s so obvious that they’re only pointy dowels, and yet I never would have thought of this myself. [via not martha]